|| I just need to shout out to my incredible, brave, selfless, caring sister, a frontline NHS is worker who VOLUNTEERED to go headfirst into danger working at the nightingale hospital to care for the seriously ill… instagram.com/p/B-1o9DXn_FP/…

#saveCAFC

Hey London North Eastern Railway, on ur 1818 from KX sans mask as I’m exempt. staff asked me why I wasn’t wearing a mask, and then asked to see my ‘exemption’ from my Dr. As per the gov advice I shouldn’t have been asked, let alone told I needed to get one from the dr. Was made to feel v uncomfortable.

Does this picture look familiar to you? #Diversity #mentalhealthsupport #Depressed #lifecoaching

Not sure if Halloween should be on in 2020, it’s already been a pretty gruesome and gory year.. might do an anti-Halloween and dress as a sunflower 🌻

Such a mess... it’s everyone don’t you worry

Obscure former Premier League playing, promotion winning, International playing player, get it right.

Bloody hate when there’s burnt ones in the PROPER packet 😤😤🤮🤮🤮🤮

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Hey TfL - why has the East Acton closure suddenly gone from December to May on your website?

Ahh so many white people…

Wordle 215 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 216 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Well that’s the fucking cutest thing

Saw the phenomenal Joe Lycett show last night. It was incredible, funny, poignant and made my little queer heart burst. 🏳️‍🌈

.East Midlands Railway (EMR) hi, my train has left 20 minutes late, and in that 20 minutes of waiting there wasn’t a single update on why we were leaving late. I don’t think that’s acceptable really

Hey Avanti West Coast, we’re on the 16:30 that your terminating at Preston. We can see there is a train behind us, so we’ll try to get on that. I suffer from chronic fatigue and chronic pain and won’t be able to stand for an hour. Is there a way to guarantee a seat for us?

Rowan and I accidentally brought each other the same Xmas pressie to see Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky at different venues- first half into the first one - think we’ll use both. (R is making me tweet this because he thinks it’s funny - but doesn’t have his own twitter.)

Night two - we’re at Fairfield halls watching Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky - will he mention suella, will I get the morning off looking after the puppy. Only time will tell