Never change, Florida. Never change.

Think I know what the #TuesdayThought is of the little girl outside my office window singing the McDonald's jingle... #Fries

I am the Danerys Targaryen of my lawn. x.com/DeathandScent/…

LOL, my 60-something mother has a new job The Home Depot and she keeps getting yelled at by management for actually providing customer service! 🤣

Well, seems like a super healthy relationship to me! 🤷‍♀️ #TCMParty

So many of Goldie Chan 💚 's points are hitting home right now #AdWorld2021 #IntrovertPower

That moment when Seth Godin is making you cry from truth bombs.

WTF?! Holy hell...that's pretty blatant.

Same, girl. Same. Kirsten Bibbins-Domingo

Perfect!

Behold the magical power that allows me to transform yarn into an amazing blanket!

Never in my life did I expect to referee fights between red squirrels & chipmunks. #ruralliving

The turkey moms have deemed our yard to be a safe space for their 16 babies!

THIS. There is no room to “learn from your mistakes” in higher ed…you’re just denied access if you fuck up.

I don't know why researchers would have bad feelings about the media...

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

I'm so tired of people acting like flutes and mermaids and hobbits are something to get angry about. You all sound so goddamn stupid.