One of my kids told me that I needed to marry Jesus today

meeting someone unintentionally& then having them become a huge part of ur life >>>

You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

if you’re a female and have ever worked with a male coworker/boss who has ever made you feel uncomfortable pls retweet :-) just interested to see

‘When the looting starts, the shooting starts’* *𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺

Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook and Instagram are blocking President Trump from using their services indefinitely.

Grace Warrior Irwin Powell ❤️

Better smirk: Trey Sermon or Fiona? Cincinnati Zoo

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

Two finals separate me from college graduation.... I have no idea where the time has gone. These past four years have seriously just flown by

short story

The king and queen of Cincinnati

Lee Corso puts on the Cincinnati mascot head The Cincinnati mascot puts on Lee Corso’s mascot head Oh have the turn tables

RIP to America’s dad, Bob Saget

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

I agree with whoever made this

AUNT CHIPPY FOR GOLDEN BACHELORETTE #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor