Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put this epic Caol Ila 35 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Caol Ila 35 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my dads tree? I've been really naughty this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put That Boutique-y Whisky Company Boutique-y Whisky Advent from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Glentauchers 27yo Gordon & MacPhail from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

Slave came in shouting about something. Apparently I won some whiskery or other from Scotchwhiskycom. Because I'm so damn sexy.

It's mine human. Stay away! Winners keepers. Slaves slave. / Scotchwhiskycom

And now Mr. Slave. I will kill you. 😹

Once again, Slave. I will kill you.

I could have destroyed much more. In much less time. #justsaying x.com/temptationscat…

Thanks for my Christmas decoration Pets at Home. Now where's the treats? 😸

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may I have The Macallan M - 1824 from @MasterofMalt for Christmas. I've been good! masterofmalt.com/whiskies/the-m…

My revenge will be swift. Merry something or other. 😾😼😺😽

I like my new SUCK UK tank. Gonna go hunting.

Drunken feline cat-fu.

Hmmm what for afters ?! #BoutiqueyWhisky

A felines work is never done. Dad can't be bothered to clean up the spilled biscuit. Morgan to the rescue!

Apparently the slave thought it would be clever to put me in a magazine. Idiot. / Your Cat

Dear #WhiskySanta, I can has Linkwood 37yo 1978 from @MasterofMalt for Christmas? I've been challenging good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…