being an artist is crazy because you’ll have one friend who just won a Tony, one friend who’s finally juuuust making enough to quit their day job & one friend who’s like “so my new side hustle is birthday party clown”

✨ART R4FFLE✨ Thank y’all so much for 6k! As promised, here’s a giveaway. Rule: -Like+Follow+Retweet. -Reference of your character in comments appreciated. Prize: 1 rendered bust, style as below. Ends: October 1st, 2024 Best of luck!

✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ Critical Role's The Matron of Ravens Dice Set is now available, and we’re giving away a set to celebrate! 🐦‍⬛🪦 Giveaway ends 10/7. To Enter: Like + RT this post You can buy the set NOW in the US and EU Critical Role shops! #dnd #critrole #criticalrole

Robbie Daymond is about to learn what it's like to be the sole human in a Muppet production. #criticalrolespoilers

Buffalo Wings can only be called Buffalo Wings if they come from Buffalo, NY. Anywhere else you have to call them “sparkling butthole rippers”

Wizard: Am...am I dead? Death: Yes. Wizard: For good? Death: This time. Wizard:...What’s next? Death: The truth. Wizard: Then show me. Death: You are nothing but a piece of paper with numbers and rough sketches of penises on it. Wizard: Yeah, that tracks.

Old show biz saying: “if you believe the good reviews, you have to believe the bad reviews.” So, don’t put any stock in reviews. Just keep your head down and do the work. Same with polls, IMO.

I'm tired of Earth. These people.

Elmo loves you. ❤️

✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ Hope you rolled a good perception check to spot it… It’s the Gelatinous Cube 40mm Chonk Set! ☠️ This giveaway ends 12/17 at noon CT. Good luck everyone! To Enter: 💀 Like + RT this post 💚 Must be following #dnd #ttrpg #dice

Why is this gnome low key kind of look like Jacksepticeye ?

"I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn't expect them to be such losers." -Rebecca Shaw.

Thank you all for 1k followers! To celebrate, I’m hosting a giveaway 🎉 Thanks so much for the support 🥹💕 Win: •2x DA Keep-style portraits •1x Healthy/Hurt portrait To enter: •Just Retweet + follow •No giveaway accounts •Have your DMs open •Ends April 30

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The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters. The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

“hell no! i’m a lazy 50 year old bougie bitch.” THE SASS? i can’t w this man 😭

I have watched this two billion times and will probably watch it eight billion more.

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished