I made a sissy buy herself a dress she can't afford, and she sent Me a video of her cutting off the tag. This is fun. 🥰 🥰

Yell "I hate money" as you throw your weekly earnings at anime princesses.

Not surprising.

What's that device on your penis? Did someone trick you into that?

When you're old and have dementia, you'll still remember Me. 🌟

What made some of you so skittish? 🤔

Good guys spiral into debt. 💕 💕

How was work today, babe? Oh, it was alright. Made one guy give himself a swirly. Made another cut up his money into confetti. The usual.

It's 2023. Insecure men still complain about sex workers, even though we probably pay way more in taxes than they do.

Cute anime girls can reduce you to your core.

Countless subbies and dommes alike have told Me personal things in confidence. I would never sell this account to anyone, even if I ever decide to retire it.

I think torn stockings can be a great look, but it's not something I could comfortably wear in public.

Who would like an egg white omelette?

Back in October, I let AI write My tweets for the entire month. Now everyone is talking about AI. People just don't recognise Me for being the trendsetter I am.