that one dude who makes "american century of humiliation" gifs just cried tears of joy over this vid

i hate that collars and leashes are bottom coded. maybe i want a bad bitch to keep me on a leash like when a tiny girl has a giant dog that could definitely kill her. maybe i want to know you only have control because ive given it to you and could take it back at any moment

the sun has to be one of my favorite things. after women, of course

hard for humans, easy for animals snoot supremacy 🐶

Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

when you’re a kid spending an entire day playing a video game is so satisfying but when you’re an adult it can make you get really nauseous and feel like you’re the only person on earth in a way that feels scary

I keep that thang on me (my immense love for my friends)

they should invent a things that get better

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This year i will be a dog more

more than i can chew is my favorite amount to bite off

Sharia law is here

They won't tell you this, but there is no such thing as an "underground metro." It's all just a trick to allow archaeologists to do more archaeology; this is why those projects never end.

DRIVING IS A BATTLE OF WILLS BETWEEN YOUR DESIRE TO SAFELY REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND THE CARS DESIRE TO HAVE A GLORIOUS DEATH ... THIS IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC, OR HEAVEN FORBID, A "SELF DRIVING" CAR

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local polycule ordered broken up by anti-trust agency

most trusties animal 🟢 useless wretch