i woke up this morning. feeling incredibly motivated. i am going to start a hole-digging club at the park. the goal will not just be. to dig more holes. but to dig better holes

Begging my enby friends on Twitter to use less obscure inanimate object screen names. I feel shame every time I have to click the profile to figure out who “table (they/them)” or “rock pile (they/them)” are today. Please…. Give me context… I love you

Which one of my weirdo friends left a spell pouch in my car I have so many questions Why was it undone? Did you not finish? Were you breaking something? Was I driving scary and you panic-sewed a little cloth bag of herbs? Request: fess up Reward: one kissy

I haven’t posted in a while, but I have been reading! goodreads.com/user/show/1699…

Yippee! Pushing the boulder up the hill again! Yay! Yahoo! Woohoo! Yeah!

New year, new you. Please have the old you out of your house by noon today to make room for the new one.

New year, new you. You’ve been replaced.

It doesn’t look like it in the pictures, but I missed playing shows so much

J watched Dragula S5 with me, and he made this and I can’t take credit but I can post it. So here you go, you’re welcome

me, personally

Post Malone singing America the Beautiful? I could kissy his little face. Adorable.

coming over and doing this with ur organs

🟩⬜️🟩⬜️🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My wordle performance today was insane. I’m going to go buy a lottery ticket now

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

mood