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Life keeps moving at a different speed

Harmless Using the Law of Advancing Hardship™**, where: * **APC is constant (c)** — representing perpetual economic instability * **Civil servant’s salary = N70K/month** * **Construction costs** = aggressively inflationary * **Family size** = 5 (i.e., perpetual expenses) * **Retirement

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1 billion ~ 1B 1 million ~ 1M 1 thousand ~ 1K Where's the K in 'THOUSAND'?

Your favorite “pick me’ has finally been picked ☺️

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Top five Nigeria pidgin 1: Warri 2: Benin 3: PortHarcurt 4: Lagos 5: Calabar Ph pidgin is good and would have been number 2 but it's too mix with cûlt slang.

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Nigeria Stories BREAKING: Previous Immigrant to the UK has proposed a new law mandating that immigrants in the UK wait 10 years before they can get a British passport. I fixed it for you, you're welcome

Isn't it funny how BBC and CNN journalists could find Osama bin Laden for interviews but the American government couldn't find him for years?

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A Full-time fine girl !!

Glasses or No glasses. Answer me real quick.

I heard today is Friday. Is that true?

Account balance: 0 Steeze: 0 Pain: unspoken But God knows I’m trying. 😭😭😭

Life is beautiful 🤩