Some TikTok girl at the gym just got mad at me for “looking at her” while she squatted. It’s 👏 a 👏 gym Like ffs, I didn’t buy these binoculars to look at birds

RIP to my late Grandad ❤️😔

I just queued up and voted 174 times. I’m an Australian citizen.

Since Trump won the election: - My testosterone has increased 560% - My Mexican neighbour was deported - My girlfriend quit her job to be a TRAD - I punched a Muslim - My crypto wallet has risen 10234% - My girlfriend (half Vietnamese) deported - My cat (Persian Blue) deported

Elon Musk: men can’t get pregnant Also Elon Musk:

I’m sorry but being a YouTuber is waaaaay harder than a 9-5 job 😡 Sometimes my personal assistant forgets to pick up my Beluga caviar and then I’m stuck eating White Sturgeon caviar like a fucking idiot

Mike Tyson out here looking like one of my 2021 YouTube thumbnails

Just dropped $250,000 on a rebrand and the marketing company did this? Before After

My girlfriend always keeps me organised and happy ☺️ Today she had me update my Will and life insurance. Tomorrow she’s treating me to a ride on this roller coaster. She won’t come on with me though as she gets nausea

I hate communism

Know your audience

If you lose all your money on Hawk Tuah crypto coin that’s just natural selection

I did not eat any celebrities! Just because one pelican eats a few people doesn’t mean we all do. I’m sick of the slander, the lies and how the media portrays us. This is utter woke nonsenses

Merry Christmas🎄❤️

So excited to have landed a copy of this early 🙏 first impressions video out soon!

My experience with Dream.. He invited me to his Minecraft SMP with TommyInnit, Tubbo, PedoYT & Kidsy. I went to build a cool little wood cabin using a mixture of oak and birchwood planks that aesthetically clashed. Dream hated it and called me a stupid fucking retard 163 times

In my 1st year on YouTube I made $22.50 Year 2 was $24,000 Year 3 I started saying “please like & subscribe” taking my earnings to $2M per month. Year 4 I diversified. Sponsors, child sweat shops for merch, crypto pump and dumps. I made $6000B and have the same GDP as Germany

My girlfriend’s orgasms are more real than this

.Modest Pelican and I look drunk as fuck ha

The year is 2030: - Video games cost $2,500 - Every OF girl is AI programmed by an Indian guy - Australia was nuked but no one noticed - The housing crisis was solved thanks to various genocides - GTA 6 still hasn’t released 🌎🌏🌍