Pete hegseth missed his target striking the Disney release of Snow White instead.

Kanye had people coming to his Sunday service. Imagine being one of those people

Just got back from my trip to the Swiss alps.

Everyone is always looking for the worst offender instead of trying to solve the problem

What’s your next move?

Cancelled. Tucker and Colbert can do a tour called I used to shill for my party

The next celebrity that recommends socialism. We are organizing a march to their house to take all their stuff so we can have it. You won’t mind

Nobody has put a pair of American eagle pants in 20 years

Who the fuck raised you people

Women have ruined everything about this world. Everything has been reduced to its lowest common denominator. Food. Work. Social engagement. Woman are so artificial. Men used to have places they went. Now we just have women bitching about anything a man does. Go away.

The lack of bullying has created a generation that cannot self reflect. Ugly women think they are beautiful. Fat people think they are attractive. Dumb people feel smart. Weak people feel strong. Men think they are women. Women act like men. Jobs act like they own you.

Twitter is getting fun again

I have never met a woman who wears cheetah print who wasn’t a walking red flag on a red pole on a red boat in the Red Sea. Act accordingly

This country is home to people who have never seen real violence. They have only seen anger. If real violence became normal here most people would crawl in a hole and cry

It’s amazing what becomes currency when everyone is broke.

Bark

Every decision I have ever made in life was a mistake

I HATE eating out with people who give waiters a hard time.