My timeline is totally overrun with: Guess the goal scorer Guess the club Guess the footballer from an old photo I’m muting all this shit. Over it. Get ready to join “love island,” “WWE,” and “who says no”

Oh look, I can repost the exact same tweet from last week. Someone get that guy some throw-in lessons!

I hope that red turns the rest of the team into berserkers.

I think I’m witnessing the beginning of Ben Davies’ coaching arc.

Spoke too soon

How can we play so well I. The European tournaments but so poor in the PL? Make it make sense!

Spurs in CL / Spurs in PL

Bissouma / Vicario masterclass duo there.

Spurs are barely walking in this game. No energy or movement at all. They all look like they’ve just given up.

Do we think Romero might be sick? … or just sick of this shit?

There has never been a less deserved goal in the history of goals. Lol. Love it.

The one thing I’ll give Xavi…. He’s a foul magnet the likes we haven’t seen since Harry Kane.