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Academic disappointment is worse than heartbreak.

Booking an Airbnb just to relax, watch movies, order takeout and get away from your life for a day or two>>>>

The correlation between rain and traffic jam is a paradigm i might never understand!

Honestly, if KANTE had the music promotion Davido gave UNAVAILABLE, the song would have been awarded a Grammy.

Microsoft Excel is not taught enough in school. it’s literally your life in corporate

Your company’s highest paid engineer showing up to meetings

Normalise 14:00 outings Tipsy by 17:00 At home by 20:00

"Haven't seen ya in a while, what u been up to?" Me:

“Cuddle McSnugglestuff”

Cardi got on this here internet and said she was drugging niggas for $400, a Fendi belt and a bus card and that nigga said sounds like a wife to me

Today years old when i discovered that Arsenal once signed a Ugandan for €2million, in 1994

biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never.

Bebe Cool’s Love you everyday was supposed to redefine the Ugandan music scene.

I don't care what anyone else says, being a footballer is the best job in the world.

Be patient and let them grow up.

. Kas 😎 Lucky day😏

I have receipts sir.. speak carefully 😂

I know Offset punched the air and said "I knew it!!!"

We link tonight, Aurous-Kololo 1am 📌