Something *towards* the basket Logan Lauterbach

Someone I gave a smoke to flipped me a lucky- and while I’m sure they had good intentions, it was dark out and I lit that thing backwards the next day. Unpleasant experience but props to them for having a good heart.

Thumb’d with no thumb. Logan Lauterbach

Weather ☀️🌦❄️💧🖕🏻

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You’re a terrible human being. Fuck you.

Texting and watching a 2010 NFL playoff game with your friend who is 700 miles away is top-tier friending and also we’re losers

If you think a patron is out there hitting a tee shot, I don’t think the shorts is your problem.

The number of times I've set a timer for my frozen pizza as 25 hours instead of 25 min is unsurprisingly parallel with my weed usage.

In case y’all were wondering: The G Stands for ‘GETS’ Stacey King

.Logan Lauterbach

Seems fun to speak in so many absolutes while being rich as fuck and being an asshat.

Heard these cowards on Boston radio talking BIG shit about you, Jimmy Butler, so I called in to say a few words…#CultureChatter

This is the dumbest fucking boycott 🙄

Accurate. Way too accurate.

Did you go thru half of a thesaurus to write this or the whole thing? Jesus.

.Lucy Rohden is aboard the ship! No way! 🎂🎂

lol read the room

.Alex