“How did you make the Pro Bowl with more INTs than TDs?” Shedeur Sanders:

Without a doubt, the best line spoken in all of Mad Men.

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Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for banking roles. I reviewed a resume that listed “olive oil” as an interest. That is not an interest. It’s been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.

Probably the best thing to happen to anyone, ever, is that TikTok becomes unusable.

"i hope this email finds you well" - boring - not this again - blehhhhhhhhhhh "i hope this email finds you before i do" - commanding - gets s**t done - i wouldn't mess with them

Losses at Peacock continue to pile up, with parent Comcast reporting $552 mil in losses, well up from last quarter. New fees for the NBA the main cause. Subs up 3 mil from the last quarter to 44 mil

If this was on LinkedIn Easy Apply I would have sent in an application. I’m super nice.

The attention crisis is so dire at schools right now that film professors can't even get their students to finish movies, and the kids don't even look up the plots of the movies they skip, so students fail basic in-class quizzes like "what happened at the end of the movie?"

What’s going on with the #UFL Shop?!

Pete Holmes showing the world exactly who Bruce Springsteen is live on Conan back in 2020. Look at the discomfort in Conan's laugh. This is how you use comedy for good. Get 'em, Pete.

Repping the Maine Mariners today for some Maine Pond Hockey for BucciOT.Com

I think we have been paying a lot of attention to how Hollywood sucks and not enough attention to how music sucks.

Inbox: The National Football League will return to Madrid, Spain to play regular season games at the iconic Bernabéu Stadium – home to Real Madrid C.F – in a multi-year partnership with the City of Madrid and Comunidad de Madrid, beginning in the 2026 NFL regular season.

google trends data. I don’t think most of you realize how insane this is.

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kit duckworth it’s never been easier in human history to feed yourself incredibly tasty and even nutritious meals requiring almost no work besides purchasing it at the store and putting it in the microwave

NEWS: Move over, FSU. There's a new FY25 debt king: Penn State. The Blue and White are more than a half-billion-dollars in the red, per @Penn_State's latest NCAA financial disclosures. Details for Sportico👇 sportico.com/leagues/colleg…

My boss is totally unhinged. He just divided a stack of resumes into two, threw one pile away and said “we can't work with unlucky people”