torn between wanting to quit my job asap and finding out that I’ll be traveling to New Orleans on the company dime for the second time

#realshit

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

since I wasn’t old enough to drink on my actual golden birthday I’m celebrating turning 28 on 2/8 by drinking 28 beers. to heal my inner child

if you’re going to a super bowl party today please pound a couple high lifes and then devour the entire tray of taco dip in my honor

ruined my morning

my dad warned me that clear acrylic frames would make me look like I’m wearing safety glasses and unfortunately he was right

listening to a lot of cage the elephant and getting rejected from job applications it’s like my senior year of college all over again

being a cat owner is so awesome because why did the phrase “stop rubbing your cheek on my bowl of soup” just leave my mouth

50 degrees outside you know what that means…

woke up to my cat climbing on top of me and making biscuits like aww breakfast in bed 🥰

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." "I know."

I know love exists because cleo exists and she is full of it 🤍

8 cars deep in the kwik trip car wash line crying to lana del rey 👍🏻

I’m going to [redacted]

boss told me to leave early and go enjoy the weather so I’m having my first front porch beer of the season while my cat hangs out with me from behind the screen door

unfortunately this tracks