Alcoholic beverage concept: Half beer, half cider. Name: Undecidered.

I'm still dealing with not having a date for my graduation party: Prommy Issues.

The Nevertrending Story

Is there a bagel place called Carby's? If so, that was a bad idea.

The less you need the more you have.

Neglible Eligibles: A Portland Story

A week of discounted/special charcuterie plates: Charc Week

Have people who make their bed everyday not read the Myth of Sisyphus?

Self-care is cool but have you tried skill development??

You know you're old when time is no longer on your side.

Missy Elliot Smith kinda morning.

I don't need a straw if my drink is stirred.

Transcendental Masturbation

No one looks back and wishes they'd taken less pictures.

We don’t know anything about Mickey Mouse.

The wokest are the brokest in the capitalist dream.

When you look back at old photos and realize that you’re the ugly one in the crew.

Fix the past, gratify the present, or secure the future?

Why polish your trophies when you can sharpen your tools?

Is it self care or do you only care about yourself?