How to say "I have receipts" in legalese: I would encourage you to be very selective about which version of events you commit to—the record is not ambiguous.

something deeply misogynistic about people accusing olivia dean of promoting a trad wife lifestyle because she...........checks notes.......... wears dresses and writes about romance..................

This is why people hated Ross Geller in Friends

First year of living in NYC: greatest city on Earth 2nd year: why on Earth am I here 3-6 years: greatest city on Earth 7+ years: this city sucks in a different, more preferable way than everywhere else

ANAIS WHYYYYY DID YOU CHANGE THIS 😭😭😭

the Pro Bowl Games are so wholesome. Its just End of the Year Field Day for the biggest capitalist athletic association in the country where these guys who spend most of the year giving each other life threatening injuries for millions of dollars just like, play yard games.

glee feels like something you either deeply understand or never will

me still sitting here with no eternal sunshine tour tickets

why they got the glee font valentine’s day chocolate

worlds largest sporting event will be here in four months

im not saying it was good im saying it was important

Ne-yo and Akon are touring together this summer, and nobody is going to be more thrilled by this news than my 61 year old mother on suburban long island.

there’s a new muppets out that’s supposed to be nuts

When Drops of Jupiter comes on at the supermarket.

every winter olympics i turn into this guy

There is a metaphor here about the state of the union for sure.

Travis Kelce jammed to fiancée Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” as he took the stage with The Chainsmokers at SI The Party ahead of #SuperBowlLX! 🥳🎶🫶

At SI’s The Party ahead of #SuperBowlLX, Ludacris played his remix of Justin Bieber’s “Baby”… and was joined on stage by the Biebs! 🎶🙌 Travis Scott was also front-row for Luda’s performance and got hyped during “How Low”! 🎉