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Some real AB captain areas here.

Jon Stewart, as always, sums it up beautifully.

Needed a bouncer.

Wow! England win live The Killers show at The O2 ! Drop straight into Mr Brightside.

Given out LBW… but replays show it just misses everything but THE MIDDLE OF THE BAT!! #SLvNZ

Devon Conway goes past India’s total. Brings up 50 with a six down the ground. #INDvsNZ #46

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Was E Katoa square at marker when he attempted to charge the field goal? What a game. #nzlvtga

Is this the most incredible achievement in BLACKCAPS history? Unbelievable. No Williamson in any of them. No Santner in this one. 3……. Nil. In India. Utterly staggering. #INDvNZ

Anyone know how much it would cost to get Richie Mo’unga back from Japan?

#NZvENG

Henry gets Crawley for 7th time this series. 7 dismissals in 6 innings. Impressive. #nzveng

“We’re gonna do it anyway!” Absolute anthem from Darren Lamb’s receptionist.

Absolute garbage from Kohli. Deliberate and indefensible.

Must’ve missed this check out, this morning.

Today Chris Wood went past Tevez, Torres, Saha and Hazard on the all-time Premier League goal scoring list. Inside the top 50 and 7 goals away from being Australasia’s greatest. Wood has 86 - Viduka scored 92. Nottingham Forest #NFOBHA

One of those rare games where Webster will need to shoulder a fair bit of the criticism. Selection gambles didn’t work, questionable bench rotation and a game plan that didn’t fit the field. Looked like there was no preseason… after a very promising preseason #nrlraiderswarriors

Am I missing something here Ryan Nixon ? #warcru

Cortez Ratima’s try saving tackle against the Highlanders. Incredible effort. But… is that not a penalty at least? I’ll defer to Ryan Nixon