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very short excerpt from a novel I’m working on called Submarines

🎾 🦵 palindrome Lived part Tennis leg Nap angel Sin net Trap devil

I hiked Lucifer Falls and all I got was the pun like two years later

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Currently engaged in a 5-D chess match / psychological warfare with a cute little bunny.

my dear friend lucy profiled me for the zona motel magazine. she goes long, and i am immensely grateful zonamotel.substack.com/p/profile-fres…

my new book is out today. look at it. there are roughly 30,000 words inside. that's nothing, an afternoon of your life. you need it for your health. buy like 12 copies, buy 12-25 copies. for your community. love, sebastian penguinrandomhouse.com/books/772204/f…

when I write first-person pov fiction / poems anything cool, smart, interesting or funny that happens is based on my real life and anything mean, stupid, bad or lame that happens is made up.

Many of these words will be in a book coming out with Malarkey in 2026.

Here’s a short story that became part of a novel called “Submarines” coming out with Malarkey in 2026: xraylitmag.com/dog-tracing-by…

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Submarines

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