Rapidly growing cloud over Mount Lemmon. Is it just me or does that cloud look like a lighthouse overlooking a rocky shoreline? 🤔🤔🤔 #azwx #stormhour

I need some.

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one retweet and I’ll swing on my ex and his fiancé who are at the same bar as me spreading untrue rumors 🤪

Ladies: If some piece of shit tells you this at school, or in the workplace or even on the street - FILE A SEXUAL HARASSMENT REPORT - It's SEXUAL HARASSMENT. File a report, press charges. At school, file a report. At work, contact HR and file a report.

I wish you could filter dating apps to just people who are lonely and home for the holidays.

Did removing pronouns from emails make eggs and gas cheaper yet?

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

If u from #Pittsburgh rt this ❤️

Jon Stewart on the disconnect between Trump excusing J6 protesters and MAGA condemning Renee Good

The president of peace is at it again