@michimama75
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calendar_today02-11-2016 02:23:24
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9 years ago
Twitter Beğeni Hilesi
2 years ago
If I ever get self esteem y’all better lookout.
a month ago
* goes to the gym * lays on the mat to stretch * falls asleep
17 days ago
Saw the washing machine only had 6 minutes left so I decided to wait in the basement until it was done. That was 4 hours ago.
15 days ago
i have healed my inner child. i am now on to healing my inner teenager, and she is a gremlin. we're getting revenge
14 days ago
Me: *making tea* Also me 6 minutes later: what the hell is that whistling sound?!
Her: I love you. Me: ❤️ Her: Why did you say "heart emoji"?
female rage is pretending to not be upset about something you have every right to be upset about
What parenting books won’t teach you is that your child’s social life depends on how much you can tolerate the other parents
Look Ma, no handle on things
13 days ago
she wears short skirts I'm sending an email. she's cheer captain and I'm circling back on my previous email
RP for your chance to win this signed Pat Freiermuth mini helmet!
I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.
Called a bad driver in traffic a “pantalooned fuckwit” so don’t get on my bad side or else
12 days ago
Be the Facebook Marketplace customer you wish to sell to. Or whatever Gandhi said.
Definitely need to be fed dinner tonight. Seeking volunteer. It's fine if you're creepy.
Me when it drops below 70 degrees: