Who all is coming?

I see Twitter is up in arms because Logan Paul said Christianity was silly (you people worship a zombie carpenter, so, let's be real here). I'm reminded of a line from Robert Heinlein's Time Enough for Love. "One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh."

Me out here hoping James Gunn 's first new film announcement isn't going to be Superman, but rather the sequel to Tromeo and Juliet we've been waiting all these years for.

Me: explaining that Sin City is a nightclub with a fetish dress code. Gut: WhAt iF mY FeTiSh is JeANs and a TsHiRt? Me: Then you are boring and you should stay home, but your gf clearly seems interested in wearing something sexy and coming out, so her and I will have fun!

Everyone's expecting Christian Bale to be the secret Batman cameo in #TheFlashMovie , but it's going to turn out to be George Clooney with even bigger bat nipples.

ChatGPT just tried to tell me Woodstock happened in 1974. It can't even steal data from wikipedia correctly. #ChatGPT

I don't know why Mitch McConnell had to go to the hospital after falling. Just flip him back over so he's not laying on his back on his shell.

No pressure Terry Matalas, but there's dishware on the line now. Please don't let us down! #fateoftheplate

Dear Federation, Worst Frontier Day ever. Not enough fireworks and no balloons for the kids. Also, my children won't stop saying resistance is futile and keep trying to kill me. My family and I will not be attending next year. #Picard #PicardSpoilers

I'm actually left wanting more Star Trek for the first time in ages. Paramount+ you better give us a spinoff of Picard run by Terry Matalas and not all this other shit you've been announcing the last week. My finger is on the cancel button, your move. #PicardFinale #Picard

In honor of Jerry Springer's passing I will be hitting a loved one or family member with a chair today.

Earlier this year, anti-LGBTQ parents pressured our high school into cancelling our spring play. Now we’re fighting back to put it on ourselves, but need your help. More at marianlives.org #marianlives

When Instagram goes down #instagramdown #twinpeaks

Come on people, think! It was aliens. It's always aliens! I for one, welcome our new extra terrestrial overlords. #explosion

Return to BABYLON 5 as the epic interstellar saga continues! #B5AnimatedMovie

Since Miracle Whip is trending, I just want to point out that people who eat it are the same kind of monsters who put ketchup on their overcooked, well-done steaks. Just say no, kids!

Thanks Meta for reminding me that Twitter (I will never call it X) still exists. I'm going through social media withdrawal, someone tell me what they had for lunch today.

Has anyone called #verizon and suggested they try unplugging the east coast fios, wait a minute, and plug it back in? #fios

Amazon strikes again. This is how my Tron Legacy steelbook arrived today. And if course they don't have any more, so the only option they are offering me is to return it for a refund. So I either go without or live with a smashed steelbook. Bill Hunt The Digital Bits Amazon