I’ve been in Congress for 100 days. Most of the really angry voices here are faking it.

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

Add Muppets: Most Wanted to list of sequels where sequel is best of the series.

First fully integrated Starship lifting off for the first time!

Elon Musk Well that's nice of you; thanks, Elon. This might possibly be a good feature to add, to let people buy blue checks for accounts they want to support. If you add it, I'll pay your gesture forward by buying blue checks for 10 more accounts.

Spoke with a founder yesterday who’s close to getting a term sheet for a priced round at a significant pre-money valuation. I said great, I assume you’re incorporated already right? NOPE. Here’s why that’s bad: 👇🧵

dear Elon Musk i’m sorry your fancy rocket exploded in spectacular fashion. I’m certain you’ll build an even bigger and more explody one. now, may i please have my blue check back? it would mean a lot to me. thank you in advance, sincerely - c sheen

Why don't websites include "Captain" in the salutation dropdown?

The Benny hill song makes it. Omg I’m so old that I know that.

I had to get a cap to fit on a piling and I needed to get the right diameter cap. Couldn’t reach top of piling w/o ladder. Realized I could divide circ by Pi to get D. I think I finally used my 5th grade math.

My 3 followers may remember I used Pi in real life the other day. Today I found a rock I thought was a meteorite and had to calculate it’s density. Finding mass was easy. Volume was found by displacing water and measuring amount displaced. It’s not a meteorite. Probably obsidian.

One time costs are an important concept. “Well our burn was $600k this quarter, but accccctually it was $450k because we had legal fees, an employee separation, a new office deposit, and a team offsite” No. There are always one time costs. You burned $600k; your burn is $600k.

You nailed it Athletic Brewing with the Chelada Nada. Kudos!

Lawrence H. Summers Federal Reserve David Westin Bloomberg TV Fed data has too much latency. Mild recession is already here. It’s not like just the canary in the coal mine (SVB) died, one of the staunchest miners (Credit Suisse) died too & the cemetery is filling up fast! Further rate hikes will trigger severe recession. Mark my words.

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with an LLM is a good guy with an LLM

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We're entering a phase of co-creation. As the barrier to create (software, music, stories, etc.) lowers, brands and platforms that partner with their fans and community will benefit greatly.

Today marks a monumental milestone in the Loom story. We are joining forces with Atlassian.

🚀 We raised $5m led by Index Ventures to build the future of AI driven task management at Hoop! Two years ago, Justin Gallagher, Brian Schmidt and I got together and started brainstorming. We had worked together as early executives at Trello by Atlassian for 7.5 years! We wanted

Some of my former coworkers started a company - Hoop - AI Task Management. They are featured on Product Hunt today if you want to check it out: producthunt.com/posts/hoop-83c…