From NIU to NCG #GoIrish

Don’t be sad about TikTok, America. We once banned alcohol, and look how that turned out!

What’s the over/under on how many times Trump compares himself to MLK Jr. on Monday?

Ugh again? The Puppy Bowl and Kendrick Lamar, that’s all I care about this year.

LFGM!

But how much do eggs cost on Temu?

We get it already, the people who are upset about Kendrick Lamar’s performance wanted Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood instead.

Corruption is the new official U.S. policy. So much for “draining the swamp.”

The couch remained silent.

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

Much like Adrien Brody’s acceptance speech

tbh, I never knew how to pronounce Ralph Fiennes’ name until tonight. I wonder if he’s Original Ralph or Famous Ralph? #oscars

On tonight’s episode of The White Lotus…. #TheWhiteLotus

making egg salad is such a baller move rn

Wow! LET’S GO KNICKS!

The Fugitive is a St. Patrick’s Day movie.

HAPPY #OPENINGDAY

Who had TJ Sanders (DT) from South Carolina being drafted before Shedeur Sanders? #NFLDraft