Maybe Fisker went broke because they weren't able to buy fisker.com #fisker

Crowdstrike's website proudly announces their new product update "Crushing Global Threat" #Crowdstrike #bsod #Windows CrowdStrike

Crowdstrike's website is proudly protected by Crowstrike 🤣 #Crowdstrike #bsod #Windows

Only Andrew McMurtry from news.com.au has used "explosion" about the Paris train arson attacks. Every news sites I've read - Le Monde, New York Times, Al Jazeera, The Guardian, The Times, New York Post - use "arson" NOT "explosion" news.com.au/sport/olympics… Media Watch #rag

I keep thinking that Mark Taylor is going to tell us that "It's Australia's favourite air" when he's doing the diving commentary for the #Olympics Do I get $400 cashback for listening to his commentary? #Diving AUS Olympic Team

Carlton is your buzzer working? #AFLLionsBlues

Please America, don't let this racist, rapist, self- centred fucking moron back into the White House #USElection2024

Fascists through history #USAElection2024

What does the winning team win if they win the entire BBL? An exclusive refresher towelettes decorated trophy, or a lifetime supply of the Colonel's original recipe refresher towelettes? Or why can't they win both? #BBL #BigBashLeague KFC Big Bash League

Thanks Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for a sane presidency. Now the shitshow begins — with top priorities like ensuring that TikTok remains accessible in the US — you know, all the important things. God help us all during the next 48 long months #JoeBiden #KamalaHarris #ThankYou

I think Grok has summarised my Twitter activity pretty well (still wish it was Twitter though instead of X) x.com/i/grok/share/s…

Out of respect for the passing of George Foreman, all toasted cheese sandwiches for the next 24 hours should wear a black armband as a mark of respect #GeorgeForeman #GeorgeForeman George Foreman

Thanks Skype it was fun! Our family even had a Netgear Skype cordless phone. I haven't Skyped for years, but I'll never forget you 🥹

#mushroomlady #ErinPatterson #verdictwatch

Thinking of coming to Morwell? Our motels are all suddenly vacant from tonight ... #ErinPatterson #MushroomLady #Morwell #MediaGoesHome

If you've been trying to get a room in Morwell, our rooms are now free! Our motels are all suddenly vacant from tonight ... Erin Patterson journos are packing up and heading home #ErinPatterson #MushroomLady #Morwell #MediaGoesHome

BREAKING: Local woman photobombs ABC News during live broadcast at Erin Patterson #MushroomLady trial More news as it comes to hand #ErinPatterson #BreakingNews #photobomb #MorwellLife

STATEMENT: Australian Death Cap Mushroom Growers Association to pursue Erin Patterson for reputational damage and loss of income. #ErinPatternson #DeathCapMushrooms

Congratulations Erin Patterson on life with 33 years minimum. The team at Dame Phyllis Frost baked this cake this morning. You'll have plenty of time to eat it 🍄🍰 #ErinPatterson #MushroomTrial #MushroomLady

If you join Trump's board of peace before midnight tonight, we'll throw in 20 Trump steaks, a Trump Mobile cell phone, a certificate from Trump University and a genuine replicate of someone else's Nobel Peace prize. Operators are standing by to f̶l̶e̶e̶c̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ take your call