"FREDDY: Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster"

".: Dear icebergs, I hope you enjoy global warming, after all you have caused to me! Sincerely, Titanic. #EQ"

"@HighOnComedy: Scaring someone so bad then laughing for the next 5 minutes because you got them so good."

"I finally found out what the white crayon is used for. it’s so you can write their name over and over again and no one can see it. <3"

"Cleria ♥: When I sing with my headphones in I think, "Why don't I have a record deal?" Then I take them out and then I know why..."

"@TheQuotesJungle: Some days I can't stand you, other days I can't live without you"

"Taylor Swift: Deleting one 'ha' from your 'Hahahahaha' cause you think it's a bit too much."

"@ItsTheSmallJoys: Dramatically singing along to your favorite song. #ITSJ"

You're not my life, but you're the one I want to spend it with. You're not my world, but you're the best thing in it.(: #OhMyItsTrue"

"Relationships 🥀: If everyone in the world wants you, then most likely I won’t. #ohteenquotes"

"@blackstewi_: I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"ღ: Spongebob: hey can I talk with you for a second? Squidward: I dont know thats a pretty long time."

"GETEM ™️: I left because you never asked me to stay."

"Idil Ahmed: Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"girl posts: The death penalty: killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is wrong."