Well, my family won’t be going to see Ed Sheeran HQ in concert because his tickets in Tampa are $365 each. Who can afford to pay that for a family of four? No one normal.

2026 Holiday Season me is going to love that I bought 10 gift bags, tissue paper, and 14 gift boxes yesterday for $15.

WE ARE!

Two iconic landmarks, gone.

Yes, Merriam-Webster. Perfect time for a factoid. 👍

It looks like George Washington’s kid set something on fire and he’s trying to ignore it, but everyone else is like, “Do you see this?”

English is a lot.

My therapists are a team named Dr. Ben and Dr. Jerry.

That’s great.

Now, that’s something I can repost!

Lately, the only texts I’m receiving are login codes. I should probably get some friends that aren’t Amazon, Adobe, or Yahoo.

It was a great time! 💙❤️

Makes sense.

This is fantastic. Great ad, Fanatics Sportsbook. 🏈#SuperBowlLX #advertising youtu.be/JfLUbLIULDw

Sure did! #NYGiants

Helmets save lives...and games. 🏈

WE ARE...PENN STATE! 🐾 #PennStateAlumna

The GOAT. 🐐

Dang, LAY'S. I teared up. #SuperBowl

I just learned that a lefty snowboarder is called a goofy-footed rider. I want to be a lefty now. 🏂 #Olympics2026