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NASCAR day 2

its the mountain goats and binge drinking september

Some of y’all would never make it out of this place

The American dream

500 miles at Darlington Raceway will challenge anybody, but Timmy Hill won't break a sweat thanks to W (W)!

God the women you put on this earth to be supporting actresses in indie films are being forced to do man on the street interviews at NASCAR and spray men with deodorant

Who the hell is the damn redhead in the NASCAR video…….. oh wait that’s Megan haha!!!!

Bye guys my ride is here see y’all in 367 laps

Holy shit this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

This probably feels good af as a car

Peeing in a porta port-a-potty during a NASCAR race feels exactly like peeing in the middle of two tectonic plates during an earth quake but also you’re a little drunk

Me when they said “start your engines” at NASCAR

When a man tells me he hasn’t seen Austin Powers before it makes me start foaming at the mouth

They made me check my bad at the gate

dispatch, i'm on scene here in the woods. victims name is fudd. damnedest thing i ever seen. his rifle's bent so the barrel was pointin back at him. witness said a rabbit run off right after the shot. yeah his head is off at the shoulders, clean. get me next of kin if ya can.

She literally did

I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life

Everyone reacting to this like blue hair pussy is going to make him liberal. Bad news guys: he’s gonna double down on whatever politics he already has and have sex with other rich girls who have one wacky piercing and she’s going to write creative non-fiction about it