Got black cat hairs in my white monster again

She asked if I was a lobotomy or a lotopy?

Do I still need a real ID if a I’m a twitch affiliate

I haven’t met a banana I couldn’t eat in three bites

Tried to make flying cars a reality but I keep getting tickets

Maybe all I needed was a watermelon smoothie

Something feels fake about face ID not recognizing me with a burrito in my mouth

Hate me a Dan who isn’t the man

I could never be a CIA spy cuz my knees pop when I walk

Bro said his Adderall was “on skibidi”

Imagine being mad at me and I’m just in the new age beverage aisle at my local grocer

I can’t be drafted for ww3 cuz I can’t even hit those crystals in the end

I’m goin to hell for using to many paper towels

I voted for crafting and instead I got mob farms

Are white claws allowed at the guild meetup?

Can cats have pup cups

I’d put “has a big booty” on my resume but it wouldn’t fit

Imagine being mad a me but I’m just on a six lane highway

How long does it take to camelize onions

See ya!