Just know, if you see me out and about wearing a mask it’s not cuz I’m scared of covid 🥴I’m more afraid of people seeing my face lol I’m trying to milk the system while I still can

My job sent me a cup and a pack of mints to thank me for my 5 years…I’m on Indeed as we speak

my worst fear is being taught the rules to a new card game in a social setting

Gf who puts sunglasses on her head 🤝 Bf who detangles them from her hair

A hug from the right person makes you realize how tense you are

I love a “I’ll tell you cuz I trust you” kinda person

I feel like I haven’t been my full self since all the ice cream trucks started disappearing

if im ever in a coma, pls put chapstick on my lips

why are u brushing ur teeth before the dentist. u got a crush on them or something

On the first COVID free summer i swear i’m living that shit like Phineas and Ferb

“are u mad” no mf thats just my face

"who got you smiling?" me im funny af

i’m very heavy on the “I love you” and “be safe” because life isn’t fair and life is too short

I want to be Edith when I grow up #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good