Can you at least turn the volume down on your phone while you look at tik tok? It doesn't need to be louder than the movie we are trying to watch in the living room.

in the Peanuts universe it snows in Southern California, and there's lots of ice skating!

Any Mexican abuelita can make a passable Sunday roast, but I would be surprised if 1 in 1000 brits could make an authentic street taco.

Cooking up a beef filet? Why not add mushrooms into the frond? Sauteing vegetables? Add mushrooms. Pasta? Rice? Some kind of sauce? Add mushrooms.

in many ways the most fundamental text in all of social media

Accidentally dropping down to 6% body fat on keto by eating only jalapeno poppers

Remarkable how some people enjoyed Batman VS. Superman to the point if you try a different approach with the characters they cry and cry for the rest of time. Amazing stuff

I'm not a big fan of musical theater, but I'm glad it exists, because "Easy, Action." is one of the funniest line reads I've seen

seems to me that the people who own all the factories, natural resources etc. *should* pay for things like infrastructure and education because they benefit from it infinitely more than the common man. But I suppose you would rather cut deeper into people's grocery money, because

we were watching RoboCop and my wife was struck with the gift of prophecy predicting two character deaths: "This guy sucks, I hope he explodes" and "I hope this guy gets knocked out of a window".

Movie twitter does things I would never dream of--like making the case that Starship Troopers isn't satire, and that Troy is good.

Time Bandits vs. Never Ending Story

Tennessee Williams should have done a play where it's a crisp and pleasant 73 degrees outside and no one is insane

This is my wife when I sneeze too loud.

Not the Christian white nationalist weighing in on morality

Right wing dudes are just mad that people are losing weight on Ozempic and en route to steal their bitches.

I once said Man hunter has a "screwball climax" that was wrong and dumb. Sorry to Michael Mann. Love that movie. Also, just saw Weapons. Very good.

ok I've hit my breaking point because I've seen multiple "oh so you're just following orders" re representing people and I cannot fathom not getting how "just following orders" is fascist because you are facilitating state violence v. pds who fight against state violence

I made this last week.

Saw the Naked Gun. Pamela Anderson really knocked it out of the park.