It's been real NOLA

I find it interesting that every president in the last 10 years would rather issue executive orders and mandates than go through Congress and let the elected representative of the people decide. It's almost like our representative government is being bypassed by the executive

Anyone ever notice that the pedals on the pj mask car make it seem like it's manual transmission but they don't drive it like a manual?

I'm convinced my gf is trying to burn down the house, oven left on overnight, couldn't figure out how to open a chimney flue damper before she started the wood fire, left the space heater running in the kids bedroom and left for work and didn't tell me it was on.

I should make a podcast where I just talk about what I do at work. Can invite guests to talk about what they do. It would be called "Sleep Aid". I promise you'd be asleep in less than a minute

Can you really say you have a customer service department when no one actually answers the phone? I'm talking to you #norfolksouthernrailroad

I love getting calls from truckers asking for directions on a Sunday evening and they tell me they don't know how to use Google maps...... Sir, you're in the wrong profession if you can't figure out how to use a map

I really hope he got into the Fraternity he was rushing

Enimen is an extremely fast rapper when your cd from 2008 skips every half second

I know painters tape is the difference between a professional look and a wall looking like a 6yr old did it but taping this kitchen has me questioning my decision

I'm sorry but war time premiums or oversupplied gasoline markets have absolutely nothing to do with either administration actions

Is the correct response to my neighbors dog shitting in my driveway; me shitting in his?

This is going in the companies health and safety suggestions box

Pretty confident the IT guys love how we keep saying 'I'll never be able to remember this new password' since they want you to actively change your password all the time which is safer digital security in the long run.

Am I a thrill seeker or just riding shotgun with my wife? #scared

Can we please stop letting our govt name these things...

12 things every father must say to his son, over and over: THREAD

I feel attacked