Hello my people

Same bestie. I’m running for America’s Next Top Silver Fox

I am the protector of the sacred Real Wheeling Mayor username

Under my administration, the only thing we will demolish is food from local businesses.

These punks are banned from West Virginia. They’re traitorous scum. If they step foot across state lines I swear as eternal mayor to reinstate the death penalty specifically for them.

‘Wheeling's ‘Whodunit?’ Mudslinging mailers flood voter's mailboxes ahead of May 14 election’ thehudsoneditorial.com/p/wheeling-who…

The current (FAKE) mayor, Glenn Elliott, has never mentioned the word GAY in any of tweet. The only mention of “LGBT” was in defense of his own record. If you aren’t with us, you’re against us—and he hasn’t done the work to prove he’s with us. As the REAL mayor is say hi gay!

Wow

Y’all play too much I’m dissolving the city

‘Morgantown advances urban camping ban despite opposition’ Community members, medical experts, and service providers say a camping ban is punitive, dangerous, cruel, and ineffective. Councilors advanced the ban anyways. wheelingfreepress.com/p/morgantown-a…

'Wheeling resident John Russell delivers pro-working class primetime DNC speech' More Perfect Union reporter John Russell spoke at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Here’s what he had to say and the message he hopes the party listens to. wheelingfreepress.com/p/wheeling-res…

Fuck it, city cancelled. Don’t text

Looking to move to Wheeling? We’d love to have you! We promise to ignore your calls, tear down our historic landmarks, gaslight you when you complain and continue lining our pockets while you struggle! #FriendlyCity #WheelingWV

Our general staff are amazing! The day-to-day employees at various departments do amazing work for our city. It’s our city manager, assistant city manager, city solicitor and press relations employees who choose to keep our city in the dark ages. We must change!