Me: yeah I got hobbies The hobbies:

I thought Andy Dalton was done ruining my Sundays

Me on any day that’s not Halloween: “Hey that guy over there is dressed like Where’s Waldo. Me on Halloween: “Hey that guy over there is dressed like Where’s Waldo.”

Boys are about to be city rats

Donald Trump announces Nute Gunray will serve as Secretary of Commerce

Open tryouts for Bengals defense this week

Drake being on my Spotify wrapped top 5 artists every year feels like a conspiracy perpetrated by the music industry

Absolutely locked for the College of Biblical Studies v University of Texas Rio Grande Valley men’s hoops game this afternoon

Woman at the bar: “it’s touch tunes, this is useless money” Me: “it’s better to live for something than die for nothing”

I don’t know how the committee can watch that game and still put the Steelers in the playoffs instead of Cincinnati

If it ain’t Sabra hummus don’t hit my line

This Ohio State championship means more to all those who casually watched a game or two this fall, those who have never stepped foot on OSU campus, and those who called for Ryan Day’s job than it ever could to you

Guys will call themselves a “hybrid athlete”. Nah man you’re just a 38 year old dude.

McNeese State is about to send my bracket to the shadow realm

Uber driver singing “Grenade” by Bruno Mars. Let’s have ourselves a weekend.

Can we have a candid conversation about the current state of airport charging stations in 2025?

Youngstown, Ohio ✨

Happy national signing week on LinkedIn to those who celebrate

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