This ancient Greek epitaph for a child...

I may be a bad Catholic but at least the Pope has never written a letter where he reserves space to call me stupid

When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?"

Possibly the most Irish reaction ever

the second lady should advise him to get wider pants and over the calf socks so that his bare leg doesn't show when he sits down

He doesn’t miss 🎯

“Bring me The Poison. Okay, get The Poison out of here.” is an instant classic for me. going right into my regular rotation

This is way better than therapy

Good luck to everyone starting the Mark Wahlberg 40-Day Challenge tomorrow

Happy best day of the year for Irish twitter to all who celebrate #LateLateToyShow #toyshow

Haha The Grinch is it? Well we used to call your Da the grinch… a more miserable so and so you couldn’t meet!! He’d go to the jax on his round all the time! Anyways pass the roses there #toyshow #LateLateToyShow

Ok enough time wasted, roll out the 4 year old culchie kid who is a father of 5 and lamps Alligators in the swamps of Roscommon #LateLateToyShow

Roy Keane landing into the studio and immediately shouting at a 10 year old with Tourette’s to “do his job” is an all timer Irish TV moment. #toyshow

Mullet culchie has appeared, Christmas has been saved 🙌🏻#LateLateToyShow

Bought some pallets from this man a few years back. Highly recommend, sound fella #LateLateToyShow

Jesus Christ will someone from Kingfishr go over and give that kid a hug and sign his mullet #latelatetoyshow #toyshow

One thing this show has been missing in previous years is bringing kids who are 12 pints deep on. The correct move #LateLateToyShow

The lad at the bar who says splitting the G is woke nonsense #LateLateToyShow