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Matt

@matttakethree

made my way through hell again, I paid for my mistakes. Next time I think, I'll stay awhile and pour myself a drink.

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Last Friday, sewage event. Fixed that, en suite toilet starts pissing out clean water Wednesday house roof condemed (50%) Today fixed enough suite toilet, garage door handle shears off. Fuck, my, life.

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Seems due to my misspent youth, I can still remove a Rover radio unit in under 30seconds. 25years after learning, using no proper tools.

Seems due to my misspent youth, I can still remove a Rover radio unit in under 30seconds. 25years after learning, using no proper tools.
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Seems I can also fit aftermarket single DIN purchased off marketplace, using an oddment of wire bits sat in Halfords car park... In a couple of mins.

Seems I can also fit aftermarket single DIN purchased off marketplace, using an oddment of wire bits sat in Halfords car park... In a couple of mins.
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I'm not saying my Saturday nights have mellowed now I'm old, but laying face down on the driveway hunting for this spangle-twat as it's been missing 12hr, wasn't my idea of fun. Anyway, cumtits returns.

I'm not saying my Saturday nights have mellowed now I'm old, but laying face down on the driveway hunting for this spangle-twat as it's been missing 12hr, wasn't my idea of fun.

Anyway, cumtits returns.
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Where the corolla shitbox is dumped (and has been several hours) is where my van sat 12mins on Saturday AM while I shuffled my cars about. Funny, neighbour3 hasn't been and seen them and asked it to move. A shit caked battered corolla is less offensive than a rental van.

Where the corolla shitbox is dumped (and has been several hours) is where my van sat 12mins on Saturday AM while I shuffled my cars about.

Funny, neighbour3 hasn't been and seen them and asked it to move.

A shit caked battered corolla is less offensive than a rental van.
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Beavers Boaver™. Counteract the shit show that was my working morning and home life. 1of 7yr old son well amused with the asbo exhaust note under full load in 2nd gear.

Beavers Boaver™. Counteract the shit show that was my working morning and home life.

1of 7yr old son well amused with the asbo exhaust note under full load in 2nd gear.
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School run ✓ Swimming ✓ Farm ✓ Pizza ✓ And hours homework ✓ Cat wrangled in ✓ Another 4-6 days of this. <Makes coffee>

School run ✓
Swimming ✓
Farm ✓
Pizza ✓
And hours homework ✓
Cat wrangled in ✓

Another 4-6 days of this. &lt;Makes coffee&gt;