Found a $2 coin in my shorts pocket = good start to the day. Now I just need to find a $10000 note in my shoes and it will be a great day

Only 3 days since I broke my wrist, but the boredom has already reached the point where I'm happy to take calls from Telstra telemarketers

I came here for a meeting about cycle tourism - but I'm listening to a meeting about beekeeping. #thatisnottheanswerIwanted

This was supposed to be a holiday. It's day one and I haven't left the hotel room yet but I'm already drenched #salty

Whether you're watching from the couch or the road, keep an eye out for the McDonald's fries in the back pocket - that'll be me. #roadnats

If you've only got a spare 38s today, then just watch the start of this. You won't be disappointed youtu.be/2pSEhxfvigs #ImLovinIt

Sunset over the Beechworth Music Festival at Madmans Gully as Stonefield prepare to take to the stage #BMF #sunset #beechworth

Approaching the first Subaru #KOM for the 2017 Jayco Herald Sun Tour 🚲 - Tawonga Gap. Will it be the first of my #Strava segments to go this week?

With 61km to go until the top of Falls Creek the breakaway group of 8 riders still holds a 4min lead Jayco Herald Sun Tour 🚲 #suntour

@cyclechick001 Jayco Herald Sun Tour 🚲 no idea sorry Jodie, we just intercepted them on the road. Still the original 8 I believe

Joe Cooper, Luke Rowe, and Robert Power have moved off the front of the Peloton at the base of Falls Creek #SunTour

Hey Bridge Road Brewers - the Sun Tour event crew have been working hard all day. Any chance you can set us up with some refreshments for tonight?

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually a little excited for the Peppa Pig UK movie now... x.com/samsimmonss/st…

Is anyone driving north from Melbourne to the #mansfieldtour with room for an extra set of wheels? Many espresso shots for your assistance

Hey Ticketmaster AU I bought tickets to today's AFL match, but it doesn't show up on my account to print them. Plz help

Already noticing these post-winter solstice days getting longer... Oh wait, it's just another Friday afternoon at work

If an umpire at #aflnorthpies can't see someone laid out on the ground not moving 5m away what can he see? No care for player safety AFL

In Bright this weekend and looking for something to fill the Tour void? Who's keen for a roller derby?

Spots of rain falling on the back of the Buninyong circuit. Will be interesting to see which teams opt for the wet weather tyres on the next lap #RoadNats