WE WON'T BE HOME FOR TEA 🏆 Newcastle United

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Heading home with an extra passenger. 🏆

Howay the lads!

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🚨VIRGIL VAN DIJK ELBOWING THE FULHAM PLAYER 👀 NO RED CARD OBVIOUSLY 🟥 ❌ PGMOL ASSISTED PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE*

Absolute calamity of a second half. Looked miles off it from the start

This will never get old 🤣

Thank god we get rid of Southgate eh

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

Spotted at the Coldplay concert lol ⚒⚒⚒

Wey were fucked then

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20:01 next Monday

If that’s a Fulham player doing that to Yoro Manchester United it’s a foul, the Man U bias is back

One of the lads is in an induced coma following an accident in Ibiza His friends have set up a crowdfunder to pay towards an emergency flight home Please repost and let’s get Kane home #NUFC justgiving.com/crowdfunding/k…

Lewis-Skelly has absolutely honked the gaff out today like

If this isn’t enough for pope and Burn to never see the light of day again I genuinely don’t know what Howe is thinking

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