Wow, watch Beef on Netflix. Tense, funny, sad.....it's a real 7-layer burrito of emotions. So good Netflix Canada

Such huge facts that they are made in factory that makes fax machines

Frogs are disgusting. There, I said it. Don't hate the player, hate the game. The game is frogs BTW.

Shout out to all of the crust punks and goths who have to break character on hot days and wear shorts. Don't worry, we still think you're SUPER cool!

It's my favorite time of year! Embarrassing Tattoo Season!

I know this is controversial but I'm getting pretty sick of ghosts.

Please support my new charity Slush Puppies for Gremlins. #SlushPups4Gremz

WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS???!!!! #BeauIsAfraid

Can someone PLEASE explain that Sideshow Bob lookin' ass haircut that all of the kids are rockin right now? Mfing teenage boys gettin perms, like what? You know you look like broccoli, right?

Is There Will Be Blood in the top 3 films of our lifetime? If you disagree, please explain why you're wrong.

I accidentally mistook old cheddar for mozzarella and used it it in mozzarella application! SEND HELP!!!!! #CheeseIdentification

The greatest trick that the Devil ever played was convincing Man that he could sleep in jeans.

Holy smokes! Is there a Skinamarink reference in the new DOJA CAT video?.?? youtu.be/qwtyEKTGGQ8?si…

Where is your fave Char Siu (Chinese BBQ pork) in T.O? Urgent!

Is there anything more depressing than when someone refers to their dog as a "Fur Baby"?! "Pet Parent" is runner up.

Chucks and Vans are butt ugly. Docs and Blundstones, too IMO.

Wow, that season of #TrueDetective. Yikes on bikes. Remember when you complained about season 2??!!

WHERE MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL DAWGZ AT?? Shane Gillis hosting #SNL LET'S GOOO! #SHANEGILLIS

Anyone up for some new music? #TheYearling

The Yearling EP is live now! There has never been a better time to support Canadian artists! Name your own price, or download for free. Thanks for sticking with me 25 years after my debut album. Xo, Matt. therussianfuturists.bandcamp.com/album/the-year… Streaming platforms soon!