My wife: Probably should wear aprons when, you know, dismembering corpses. #Svengoolie

“I’ve got to convince you to stop this crazy experiment!” “Okay.” THE END #Svengoolie

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She’s a few moon pies short of a six pack. #Svengoolie

Wouldn’t it be ironic of someone dug him up and zapped him with a few bolts of lightning? #Svengoolie

I like the twist at the end.

Genius 📹 demilked.original

Here's the SpaceX Starship launch as seen from the Turks and Caicos tonight

Ship 37's Vapor Cones, as it passes through Max-Q and breaks through the sound barrier

All we did in August to get one step closer to clean oceans 🌊

Pumpkin spice everything

It's all fun and games until you see something climbing it.

Where I’ve been

Attention! The Svengoolie show starts ONE HOUR earlier Saturday night on MeTV- when Patty McCormick is all braids,sweetness and curtsies on the surface- but has a hidden sinister and deadly nature !Horror sprouts from “The Bad Seed”! Tune in one hour earlier- 7 pm e/p,6 c!

You need a quart of algaecide, not chlorine. Pour it in, turn on the pump. 🙄

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Bad Seed? #svengoolie

Yes. You have talked enough. #svengoolie

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