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Matthew Farris

@mattfarris

Opinionated soap opera fan and purveyor of unpopular opinions. No patience for feckwits. I tweet a lot about #EastEnders #Neighbours #HarrisWalz2024 🏳️‍🌈

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19 days ago

Alfie, about his limp noodle: "It's not a fire extinguisher we need, it's a new hose." Kat: "Then tie a chopstick to it then. I don't care." #EastEnders