what don't they put testosterone in the water to fix the birth rate like they put fluoride in to fix cavities

AI slop videos are evil and if you watch/create/share them you are risking unimaginable spiritual consequences

The reality is most metalheads are intellectual nerds channelling their angst into a creative alpha LARP. Most “hippies” are spoiled rich kids channeling their resentments into an enlightenment LARP Both are valued by the quality of art their LARPs produce

Worst part of X is watching people who make nothing critique the creations of productive people

As AI videos get better visually, the real tell is audio. It’s a specific voice distortion. It’s equally disgusting

Mute the word “4k” to improve the scroll

The void: … Me: Bodybuilders on X are truly embarrassing. Posting fizeek. Feminine mirror-watching. Who hurt you? Why not get actually strong? Any NFL defensive tackle with zero arm definition could shatter your entire fake brittle veiny body with one arm

Chinas gotta be just trolling us at this point

Can’t help but notice fat fertility dolls always start popping up towards the end of ancient civilizations in history

People talking trash on district 1 but guns per capita is very high in the eastern side and I’m pretty sure there’s paramilitary in Idaho

When the TL gets “bad” you put the phone down and go outside. When the TL gets “good” you check your phone and lose an hour of your life This is what they mean by “improving the algorithm”

People who prefer the Stones to the Beatles have demented and messed up lives

Stone Cold almost defeated by Ice Cold

“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.” — Norm Macdonald

Imagine waking up at 3am to go pee and smacking your shin on a boulder

If that was my crib I’d be a painter too

Not a cell phone in sight. Just kids being kids ❤️

I too am so, so smart and fast