I may eat my words but Saka has shown Vini JR LEVELS tonight

Villa are cooking this 2nd half

Big L would’ve been in the goat debate if he didn’t die at 24

Smash

Didn’t know Ukraine and Albania were allies

My mates brother just had his stag do in Budapest and they’ve ordered an ‘older’ stripper for a laugh and apparently they turned up and she had her carer with her

A year in Italy and he’s on the ciggies hahahahaha

Handsdown the meltiest bunch going

Humble brag

Mind if a white boy speak a lil Patois

On a level of of widespread musical knowledge in the UK i love Evian Christ and Archie Marshall so much

So apparently the world record for drinking a capri sun is 8 seconds, im thinking surely i could do it in under 4??

Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke

Would be class at chasing that wheel of cheese down that hill

Thought he’d last a bit longer at Fenerbache under Mourinho tbh

Eze gave spurs the coldest drop of the shoulder and dipped, tears in my eyes

At a bar in Zante and the missus has just thought the quadbikes going past were the F1 cars from the telly 😭😭

Asked my missus if shed seen Charlie kirk was dead and she thought i was talking about the F1 driver Charles Leclerc hahahaha

Hows the ref actually not give that fuck off 😂

Macallister dressed as Petr Cech for halloween