Sitting in Starbucks, writing my ass off, waiting for someone to knock their coffee into me so my Hollywood cliché can begin…

A good fluffy doggo just came into Starbucks. Do I floof it? Cast your votes NOW.

I now have to listen to rain sounds at night to help me sleep. I have officially reached peak Britishness 🇬🇧💂🏼‍♂️

That's it, i'm officially ending every commission with "It's ..........Rebekah Vardy's account." Hand me that Pulitzer Prize. #vardygate

In the words of Mel Gibson, they may take our turkey twizzlers, but they'll never take our train snacks! #SallyDavies

Claudia is serving LOOKS on Strictly tonight 🔥

Interior/food/drink/lifestyle PRs – if you have any trend or seasonal press releases and exciting new products/launches, then please send them to the email in my bio. It's for online editorial :) #prrequest #interiorspr

Oat milk in coffee. Game changer.

Coffee intake level: I’m starting to see through time 👀

Bake Off 2013: Make a chocolate cake. Bake off 2019: Make a sugar glass display case with an edible depiction of a favourite memory. Bake Off 2034: Make a cakeless cake in the shape of Papua New Guinea’s favourite item of stationery, suspended from a talking custard cream.

Currently in Starbucks, watching a new parking attendant get inducted… should I intervene and save him, or is it too late?

Calling all food #PR people 📣 I'm looking for super delicious BBQ recipes to feature in a national mag this summer. Send your recipes and low-res images! Email in bio x #prrequest

Here’s a peek at today’s photography/styling project 🍊 Just a quick #prrequest to say that I’m still trying to shoot from home. So if you’re in need of any food content (editorial or commercial) then pop me an email! Email in my bio 🧡 #foodphotography

lovely interlude: Italy’s Saffron Harvest nytimes.com/2020/05/12/tra…

This. This. This. #BlackLivesMatter

Calling all home/lifestyle/gift brands: I'm looking for products to include in Christmas cracker/stocking/cushion/stocking filler features. Must have hi-res images. Email in bio. #prrequest #ChristmasInJuly

If any brands are in need of Christmas lifestyle photography for gifts/food/products ASAP, get in touch with me 🧡 (email in bio) #pr #prrequest #ChristmasInJuly

#prrequest #ChristmasInJuly Christmas jumper cut outs wanted! If you have any products, please send them over. Email: [email protected] 🎄

Make-up people - I’m in need of a lightweight foundation that I can just mix with a bit of moisturiser and rub all over my face to even things out. Any recommendations? #makeuphelp