And the winner in the "Best Show With the Shittiest Title" category (for the 7th yr in a row): That's right u guessed it: #Bosch 🎉

Hey if you don't love me at my #whooping-cough u don't deserve me at my #chronicplaquepsoriasis 👴🏻🫦

got any hot quiet friends?

"yo who's that dude over there" "oh man that's my boy steve! Everyone calls him "stacks. " "oh that's a cool nickname. Is it because he stacks Benjamin's? He makes the money?" "No it's because in sixth grade he took a shit in the library "

Does anyone have Jack Kevorkian's number? Almost certain that I found a hair on my ear that had a split end #drdeath

Let's talk #skateboarding I'm sorry but can we just all agree hill- bombs are white trash

I need to get to either @KennyLoggins or Kevin Bacon can’t sleep. need to know if it’s true: was the sequel to footloose going to be “foottight”?

Skittles I’m a want you.

Sleep deprivation a factor here, but wouldn’t curry favor be a pretty decent name for an Indian restaurant?

👴🏻at my age, I just want to watch YT clips without all this pressure to "Smash that Like button"

They say you can tell if a girl has a crush on you and likes you if she starts acting like a retard around you That’s my curse

blows my mind when I c cute chicks at concerts dancing on top of guys shoulders. cracks me up cos: hey if aliens watched us w amusement the way we do w monkeys, then how cute r we? They b like "omg humans r super hilarious when they take drugs and get super excited they stack up"

I feel like either guy from tears of fears would make the most awesome uncle

when u learn #rothko killed himself, don't u think, shit guess he wasn't playin maybe i'll give his paintings another look

SAD SAD BANGERS! suno.com/s/wbWE4HCkRfti…

u r so incredibly rude! i am this close to storming outside to vape and coming right back in as if nothing happened.

true love? not on my watch pal. not. on. my. watch

what if I found the stabilizing recursive topology in ‘sound’… (math peeps think fast Fourier transform for but for music theory) #Primes

I don't care who you are if you eat salad dry without any lube, you should call the FBI on yourself

a drawing by gerard way that no one has seen before bc i’m the one that archived it