first of all i just want y’all to know that this film isn’t some cute “call me by your name” gay love story liiiiiiike prepare to walk away feeling sick to your stomach and anxious for 2 days!!!

is everyone’s entire timeline just 30 rock content??? is it just mine? how much is NBC paying for this to happen?? i’ve literally never even watched the show

me and my aoty

i was serving this older australian couple at work yesterday and the lady pulled me aside as they were leaving and said “i can seeeee people, really see them, and you - you don’t ever have to worry. you’re gonna do great, you don’t ever have to worry” then hugged me

this is how i find out that carey mulligan is married to marcus mumford??

being american and answering the question “where are you from” while abroad is stressful af for lots of reasons but for me it’s scary cause i can never instantly decide if i should say “the states” or “the US” or “america”

constantly putting money and energy into living a transient, thrilling lifestyle is exhausting. i’m about to find a cheap small town in the midwest and just relax undisturbed for a few years to recover from my 20’s

have y’all noticed that every single reply to every single tweet these days is just spam bot after spam bot? you can’t even find a single response that makes sense or is related to the original post… what the fuck Elon Musk

twitter has now turned into me doing this once every two days

i’ve literally spent 3 weeks in italy, lived in new zealand for 4 months, and skied the rockies for 2 months all since october, with my next trip starting in 4 days, and i’m still sitting here sad that i’m not traveling. i’m cursed with a restless soul that can never be pleased!!

this is my coma dream and you’re all just living in it

there’s literally nothing on my twitter feed anymore that’s not an AI spam account posting the dumbest most irrelevant shit. this app is a wasteland, RIP

how did i used to drink vodka redbulls until 3am and fall straight to sleep and now i can’t have coffee past 3pm because the caffeine will keep me up at night

“what’s your favorite christmas song?” “uhh…what’s the one about the chestnuts roasting on an open fire?”

GAGA

it’s sooooooo wild that dressing like a dragonballz / yuhgioh nerd is in style right now and i’m drooling over it (like i also drooled over it in middle school ngl)