So we spent 14 years improving our handwriting but now we are using keyboards.

If you see me in public and we don't make eye contact, just know I saw you first.

Satan adding sex scenes in your head immediately when you start praying

🚨 URGENT 8-year-old Chloe Mutesi Omella is battling germ cell cancer and urgently needs support. Every contribution counts. Please give & retweet widely to help save a life 🙏🏽

When I was young I thought I could buy airtime by dialing random numbers

Patrick Ole Ntutu said death should not separate our generals, Ngong and his allies will be preserved at Lee funeral home and Narok county will handle the bills for the four as Ngong belongs to parliament. They shouldn’t separate our sons in death; they dined together and saw

Nimetaka kutweet kuhusu hiyo story ya Iran ndo nipate impressions mpaka huko yues Lakini English imenilemea bana .

Kama umetoka church salama we weka handles tuungane pia Mimi nimekataa kufika 1k jameni

Normally when I see a verified account engaging with my posts or reply I just follow them and 9/10 they follow back 🙏🏽 we need more people like that on this app. If you're celebrity go to Instagram 🙏🏽

Mnatoa pictures za marehemu hadi familia inashangaa alikua huko lini

My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️ infinitetweet.me/interaction-ci…

Tumepatana na bandit huku nyahururu😂😂😂😂

Traffic officers don't have time to check fake money, whatever you do with this info is up to you.

A day later ukiona tweet ya loyal wako ilinasa na hauku mguzia😂😭💔

Theres this guy huku Njoro anaitwa Ras,ye huuzia comrades Muratina,so kuna day nimeonja and I noticed haionji kama ile kienyeji ya Muran'ga kumbe ninja huongeza dallas hapo ndani ndo zishike.ogopaaa

751 sojas we are growing massively. Leta iyo handle tujengane

Na hii baridi si statehouse wanakunywa chai ya 1B per day

POV: When she breaks up with you because “she needed a man not a kid” but ends up with a kid and no man

Nimefungua mlango kidogo nichungulie kama caretaker ako kwa nyumba nitoke ploti mapema juu sijalipa rent ya last month nikampata amesimama nje ya mlango yangu.

Kuna ploti nimewai ishi alafu rent ilikuwa inachukuliwa na watu watatu na hawakuwa wanaskizana, bibi akikuja mbele anachukua bwana akifika mbele anachukua ama pia kijana lakini alikuwa mlevi. Kuna time nilikaa miezi tatu kama sijalipa mmoja akikuja namwambia nilipea mwingine