Gutted to see my number 12 hs basketball uniform is on sale for $5 and will not be retired. I was the best benchwarmer that place has seen. No one sat in a chair better than me.

My boyfriend’s premier league team kicks off its season today. NFL is soon to follow. Peace and quiet?? It’s been real. I’ll see you next Summer.

From the makers of adult swim, can we start adult tshirt toss??? Some of us want freebies but don’t wanna elbow a kid for it (respectfully)

Still thinking about the Christmas where I captured stunning candids of Rose vs. what I got in return

Just got back from seeing Nosferatu and the front light to my apartment is flickering

Whenever I run on the treadmill, I think to myself “I am no better than a hamster”

One time I had a dream that a robber crashed a party to steal everyone’s phones but he gave mine back cuz it was an iPhone 11

Something to think about Orville Redenbachers

Rumor has it everyone’s gonna start a “Let X in!!!”” chant at MSG tonight. (My family may be the ones spreading the rumor but anyone else here keep it going)

No lies were said!!!

Bought this tiny couch 2 Christmases ago for my brother’s kids but I’m not upset that someone else claimed it for themselves and always insists it’s placed near their gas fireplace

May be the best #peroniforpitino pic I’ll ever take and he hasn’t even coached a game yet

Long time coming for me. Just hours ago I was googling “what is a pacer” and from there I was hooked. #NBAFinals #thisismymoment

Perk of living in Columbus is when the jackets game gives out skyline coupons you can snatch up the ones that all the ungrateful losers tossed to the ground. Sitting on a gold mine.

Was told to bring this tweet back

Ngl i love winning the Super Bowl !!!!!!