Does ANYONE remember Shorty Mcshort Shorts on Disney channel

Dude at the gas station just asked if I get my nails done by a gynecologist so whatever that means

I’ll never forget the first time I saw twilight

“Let’s see a smile” ok let’s see a tip

Someone explain to me why you would willingly walk into a bar and then ask me to turn the music off ?? Leave then

My coworker just said he was still being babysat when She Will came out I’m so sick rn

Stalking Dylan Gilbert on every social media source I can get my hands on

Big titties are fine in my book

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive

Short guys so fuckin cute like come here princess

Why are they always playing imagine dragons at doctors appointments

me after making a man mad

had a bong hit for breakfast

People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”

“I could never buy white vans. My whole life”

I love when people don’t tip bc their food took a long time in a busy restaurant. Sorry I forgot I’m the bartender, server, and the cook!!! I’ll do better next time

Hey ☺️🍬